What five movies I most relate to and why

The ever-inquisitive blogger, Ms. P-f Flyer, wrote:

"What would you pick for the five movies that you most relate to and why? I tag you Jennynyc!"

1. Female Trouble. I totally relate to Divine's character, Dawn Davenport. She's witty, pretty, and a whole lotta fun! This is my favorite movie of all time. It took a man to bring fat women's fashion to its height!

2. Heavenly Creatures. I identified so much with this movie in which two young lesbian lovers kill one of their parents in order to be together. My young girlfriend and I considered the same thing (not about killing you, Mom -if you're reading this- , of course).

3. The Bad Seed. I have watched this movie hundreds of times. It's an old movie in which a charming girl is a secret murderess. The mother struggles with her worries about the girl, while the girl's father is away on assignment. I identify with it due to my own Oedipal issues. It's a camp classic and I highly recommend it to anyone. Of note, it was the first movie in which a child was a murderer and received a lot of condemnation because of it.

4. Hannah and Her Sisters. This is one of my favorite Woody Allen movies. I identify with several of the characters and their neuroses. I can't get enough of this movie.

5. The Lonely Guy. This is a comedy with Steve Martin that my best friend Lisa and I watched throughout our childhood in her basement with a large pizza, half-green peppers, half-pepperoni, and onions "across the board." I identify with Steve Martin and his girlfriend. What a funny, smart movie.

I tag Sk8rn and P-f Flyer!!!

New Haiku Part TWO

(1)
The Fish Keeper

I am wondering...
What kind of fish do you have?
And just how many???

(2)
I once had a fish
named Popcorn Da Da. It died.
Now I have two cats.

(3)
I feel a strange pain
in my heart. How can it be?
It's for the wrong one.

A FEW NEW HaiKU

Advil Zinc Zoloft
Vitamin C Ambien
Welcome to my world


I sit quietly
The safety of syllables
calm my frazzled nerves

Tagged by Sk8rn w/a Musical Minded Meme

Total volume of music files on my computer:
None because I have a lot of problems with doing and learning new things.

The last CD I bought was:
An eighties collection (blush).

Songs playing right now:
Air-conditioner and cat meow and sound of typing fingers.

Songs I listen to a lot or that mean a lot to me:
1. Radical by Catie Curtis
2. Family Portrait by Pink
3. Boy by Book of Love
4. Last Night I dreamed that Somebody Loved Me by the Smiths
5. Home by Lene Lovich
6. Bad Wisdom by Suzanne Vega
7. Southern California Wants to be Western New York by Dar Williams

Six favorites songs to sing along to:
1. Black Boys on Mopeds by Sinead O'Connor
2. View from Gay Head by Alix Dobkin
3. There are Worse Things I could Do by Stockard Channing
4. Thank you by Dido
5. Country Death Song by the Violent Femmes
6. You Oughta Know by Alanis Morisette

Five favorite songs to have sex to:
Hm, well, it may not be a song but I enjoy porn in the background at times ;).

I tag you, P-f Flyer!!!

Memorial Day Meme

Sk8rn tagged me with the Memorial Day meme. She then reminded me that being tagged means that I have to actually do it :)

Last 5 songs I listened to:
1,2,3,4,5. Michelle Shocked CD (all)

Last 5 movies I saw:
1. Oldboy (thumbs up)
2. Saving Face (major thumbs up)
3. The Interpreter (thumbs wavering)
4. Melinda and Melinda (thumbs up)
5. Kung Fu Hustle (thumbs up)

Last 5 books I read (or am still working on reading):
1. Fat Girl (See blog review)
2. Goat (See blog review)
3. The Highly Sensitive Person in Love (self-help!)
4. The Satanic Bible (been studyin')
5. Finding My Balance (Mariel Hemmingway's memoir/she does yoga and has OCD)

Last 5 cultural events attended:
1. Butch Femme formal dance at the LGBT Center
2. BF NY botanical garden trip
3. BF play...as in theater (forgot the name of the play)
4. "Saving Face" (a movie I highly recommend) had a great Chinese Queer NYC crowd (the subject of this lesbian romance movie)
5. Window shopping on Christopher Street (Highlights: Don't Panic and the Leather Man)

Last 5 masturbatory fantasies - NOT!!!!

I tag:
P-f Flyer
FFH
Kerry